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DEAL-A-MEAL DIET PLAN |
fagarina
has been placed on PRINCESS SIERRA's Deal-a-meal til he squeals Diet Plan--the
sure way to slim down any tubby submissive slave.
The DIET
Every night you will shuffle a deck
of cards and draw 2 cards.
The first card drawn will be in your
GROSS
FOOD Category Item.
The second card will be for your
REAL
FOOD Category Item.
| Card | GROSS FOOD | REAL FOOD |
| ACE | 1 can of catfood | your choice of the real food menu and 1 food add-on. |
| 2's | 1 can of alpo | turkey hotdog |
| 3's | 1 whole raw onion | grilled cheese sandwich (fake lowfat cheese food-product only) |
| 4's | can of anchovies | 2 tacobell chicken tacos |
| 5's | can of beets | your choice of cheap lowfat diet frozen entree |
| 6's | entire bag of boiled brussel sprouts | Caesar salad NO dressing |
| 7's | WILD CARD! you get a food add on! Skip Gross Food. | tuna sandwich no pickles, no fat mayo (OH GROSS) |
| 8' | 1/2 cup of dishwashing soap | Arby's healthy turkey sandwich no mayo |
| 9's | small hotel soap grated on meal | BK chicken broiler..no mayo |
| 10's | 4 tablespoons tobacco sauce | cheap lowfat microwave macaroni and cheese entree |
| Jack | Blend entire meal together into shake. Re-shuffle and draw a GROSS food. | Blend entire meal together into shake. Re-shuffle and draw a REAL food. |
| King | 2 gross items. Choose another gross food choice. | Sorry, charlie. No real food for you tonight. Have another can of catfood. |
| QUEEN | NO gross food! | No gross food tonight! Re-shuffle for your REAL food item. |
| JOKER | Milk Enema in a Glass and 2 cans of catfood | No Gross Food! Re-shuffle and draw your REAL Food Choice. |
DOUBLES
If you draw
the same # TWICE, you ONLY have to eat the REAL FOOD selection
and earn 1
Add-on Food Item. (seen below.)
2 QUEENS
you get REAL
FOOD of your choice, 1 Add-on of your choice and a Lowfat popsicle!
2 KINGS
you get 2
gross foods blended with the good food and a lowfat popsicle up your ass.
Draw for each food.
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